Who wears the pants
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Who wears the pants
Seamus was going to be married to Maureen, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
"Seamus, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"
So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Seamus thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Maureen: "Here try these on."
She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Seamus said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Maureen removed her pants, handed them to Seamus and said: "Here, you try mine on."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
Maureen said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
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An old one Lolly but it stillgets a smile
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