Cars & Computers

by pepper Sun 29 Aug 2021, 11:51 am

This is spot on. Nice one Ford.

> For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the
> way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
>
> At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared
> the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
>
> 'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
> we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'
>
> In response to Bill 's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:
>
> If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
> driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
> part):
>
> 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........Twice a day.
>
> 2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
> buy a new car.
>
> 3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason.
> You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the
> windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before
> you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
>
> 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
> your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
> have to reinstall the engine.
>
> 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
> reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would
> run on only five percent of the roads.
>
> 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
> be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation'
> warning light.
>
> I love the next one!!!
>
> 7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.
>
> 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
> and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
> handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
>
> 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
> how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate
> in the same manner as the old car.
>
> 10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
>
> PS - I 'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call '
> customer service ' in some foreign country and be instructed in some
> foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!!!

by Tommytee Sun 29 Aug 2021, 7:36 pm

by Naughty Mitten Mon 30 Aug 2021, 11:47 am

American jokes eh Pepper Very Happy

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