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NEWS: A survey of Wigan motorists has found that 100% of drivers slow down for the speed camera at Wigan Pier despite it not taking a single picture since Ince was posh.
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NEWS: A survey of Wigan motorists has found that 100% of drivers slow down for the speed camera at Wigan Pier despite it not taking a single picture since Ince was posh.
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I will have you know Ince IS posh! I live in Ince and I get out of the bath to have a pee now.
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Cadfael wrote:I will have you know Ince IS posh! I live in Ince and I get out of the bath to have a pee now.
I bet you just stand up and aim it in
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Cadfael wrote:I will have you know Ince IS posh! I live in Ince and I get out of the bath to have a pee now.
That's the sign of a gentleman..one who does not pee in the bath.....
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NEWS: Wigan Food Reviews have asked that only serious reviews be posted on their platform after one reviewer left the scathing review "ordered lamb with Rosemary but she didn't turn up"
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NEWS: Wigan Food Reviews have asked that only serious reviews be posted on their platform after one reviewer left the scathing review "ordered lamb with Rosemary but she didn't turn up"
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SPORT: Outgoing Wigan Warriors owner and Chairman Ian Lenagan has admitted that his departure is due to the increasing demands of working as Eric Pollard in the soap Emmerdale.
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SPORT: Outgoing Wigan Warriors owner and Chairman Ian Lenagan has admitted that his departure is due to the increasing demands of working as Eric Pollard in the soap Emmerdale.
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NEWS: Staff at Wigan's Kwik Fit store have confirmed that they remain open but ask that customers enter via the deep end.
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NEWS: Staff at Wigan's Kwik Fit store have confirmed that they remain open but ask that customers enter via the deep end.
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Wigan Council officials have confirmed that the latest road worsening measures at Saddle Junction will begin after the kids go back to school.
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Wigan Council have denied reports that The Galleries was demolished due to presence of RAAC in its roof. "There is no concrete evidence" an official told us.
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It took a couple of seconds
A man from Marsh Green has been charged with affray after an outrageous verbal and physical attack on the woman inside the self service tills at Asda.
A man from Marsh Green has been charged with affray after an outrageous verbal and physical attack on the woman inside the self service tills at Asda.
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NEWS: As council officials come under increasing pressure to speed up the regeneration of Wigan town centre, one official has been quoted as saying: "May I remind you that Rome wasn't built in a day. You're thinking of Platt Wazz."
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Yes, just HOW LONG will it take !!!!!!! , and will it be worth the time, disruption and expense?
We wait to see.
We wait to see.
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ramiejamie wrote:Yes, just HOW LONG will it take !!!!!!! , and will it be worth the time, disruption and expense?
We wait to see.
It isn't real news Ray, its a parody of Wigan News.
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Former Wigan coach Shaun Wane has been told his statue of Phil Clarke cannot be erected in Wigan town centre and has been removed.
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Blimey !!!!!! LOL
I assume the 'statue' is a reference to his defection to Aussie rugby or am I missing summat?
I assume the 'statue' is a reference to his defection to Aussie rugby or am I missing summat?
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I just saw it and thought it was funny. Maybe a Leigh connection
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Can't find a Leyth connection Lolly, but he did play for Sidney City Roosters so maybe that's why he is being called a penis !!!! , as you say quite funny.
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NEWS: We can exclusively reveal that Hindley and Platt Bridge are locked in secret merger talks. The newly-named "Hindley Wazz" could be announced as soon as Monday.
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NEWS: After the climax of a seven-part comedy series was filmed at Bryn Labour Club, the delighted club steward has declared "it's not the first thing that's had a climax at the club"
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NEWS: A Newtown couple who met sharing a taxi to and from the top of Wigan each day have finally tied the knot. "We love each other to the Moon and back" they told reporters.
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NEWS: Katie Hopkins has angered Wiganers by referring to parts of the town as 'hell'. "There's not a cat in Platt Bridge's chance I would live there" she told reporters.
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Wigan Mountain Rescue Service have been praised for helping to save the lives of three cyclists who were struggling to reach the summit of Gathurst brew.
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