Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

by Naughty Mitten Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:14 pm

Pandemic - Faulty cooking vessel

by ramiejamie Fri Nov 24, 2023 9:18 pm

Urine: Opposite of you're out.

by ramiejamie Sat Nov 25, 2023 4:26 pm

Extractor Fan - A person who used to have an interest in farm machinery.

by ramiejamie Sat Nov 25, 2023 10:06 pm

Monopoly - A solitary parrot.

by ramiejamie Sun Nov 26, 2023 10:55 am

Nudity : a recently composed short song.

by ramiejamie Sun Nov 26, 2023 7:17 pm

Trump - an unwelcome noise emanating from an a***hole !!!

by Naughty Mitten Mon Nov 27, 2023 2:25 pm

Copyright - counterfeit at its finest

by ramiejamie Mon Nov 27, 2023 3:47 pm

Evans - A Welshman who hires out vehicles on the internet.

by Naughty Mitten Tue Nov 28, 2023 3:40 pm

Custom - swearing at a group of people

by ramiejamie Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:30 pm

Vandyke - Lesbian in a transit.

by Naughty Mitten Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:19 am

Tagliatelle - security device fitted to TV's in stores

by Naughty Mitten Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:45 am

Foursome - 2+2, 3+1

by ramiejamie Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:19 pm

Laboratory - Speech made by a dog.

by Naughty Mitten Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:59 pm

Buoyant - young male insect

by ramiejamie Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:13 pm

Shambolic - a prosthetic testicle.

by Naughty Mitten Fri Dec 01, 2023 11:08 am

Bonus - Calcified rectum

by ramiejamie Fri Dec 01, 2023 1:58 pm

Cacti - Ugly neckwear.

by Naughty Mitten Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:04 pm

Parapet - Military rabbit

by Naughty Mitten Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:17 pm

Canuckle - Uke with main body made from biscuit tin

by Naughty Mitten Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:22 pm

datum Line - A well used method of chatting up a woman

by ramiejamie Fri Dec 01, 2023 4:09 pm

Naughty Mitten wrote: Canuckle - Uke with main body made from biscuit tin

LOL

I like.

by ramiejamie Fri Dec 01, 2023 7:12 pm

Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport.

by Naughty Mitten Sat Dec 02, 2023 11:08 am

Kaleidoscope - Inbuilt car optical equipment to assist rubbernecking motorway accidents

by ramiejamie Sat Dec 02, 2023 8:26 pm

Tupperware - clothing for male sheep.

by ramiejamie Sun Dec 03, 2023 4:43 pm

“Sic gloria transit mundi”, (Thus passes the glory of the world).
Or “Our Gloria was ill on the school bus last Monday”.

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