Uxbridge English Dictionary

Underwear - beneath what?

D'Oyly Carte - wheeled container for ornamental table mats

Dentistry - all the car accidents you’ve ever had.

Just a few Yorkshire ones :-

Kirk- A fizzy soft drink in Yorkshire

Flirt - What Yorkshire balloons do

Atom - where a Yorkshireman lives

Two for the price of one :-

Diverse - A Welshman’s poetry

Dilate Welshman not arriving on time

Concussed - an inmate swearing

Farting – what a Jamaican sees on the horizon.

Orienteering - Chinese jewellery

Herbicide – writing off a Volkswagen Beetle car

Deporting - what a Jamaican said to Bambi's mother

Delight - to plunge into darkness

Shambolic - a prosthetic testicle.

Thumbscrew - The thing that attaches your thumb to your hand

Parrot - average decomposition.

Tyrant - angry talk in Bangkok.

Bison - Wot an Austrilian washes his fice in.

Delegate. A scandal in a cooked meat shop.

Encamps - where chickens go on holiday.

Contractor – not a true farm vehicle.

Bus stop – a bee’s head, but only in Wiggin, buzz top get it?

cacophony - Mass dismounting of cyclists after a race

Extinct – air freshener.

Engrave - where they bury a chicken.

Cervix - the inventor of the vapour rub gets a Knighthood.

Apse - computer programs for church architects.