Origin of place names

Oxford

A place on the river where Ox herders move their cattle, now only used by oxo delivery wagons

Looe

A place in Cornwall where people went to relieve themselves

Knutsford, a place for lunatics to cross the river.

Wrexham

The first place where pig meat was attempted to be cured, but failed dreadfully

Dungeness

Where Southern Water first disposed of sewage

Windermere, a slight breeze.

Hull

Developed from a cluster of upturned Viking longships to provide security from daft Yorkshiremen

Blackfriars

Part of London where African missionaries came to educate and bring beads to the savage population in that area

Wigan

Originally called Wiganchester by the Romans but they moved to a area now known as Chester because the then Wiganchester council kept demolishing their buildings

RICHMOND


Discovered by the 4th most wealthiest man in Wiggin.

Bolton-where people keep adding bits to it.

Cholmondeley - A village that's been inhabited by people with dyslexia for millenia