Re: Uxbridge English Dictionary

by ramiejamie Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:18 pm

Kingdom
A contraceptive specially made for royalty.

by -OY- Thu Sep 28, 2023 10:12 pm

Belfry - young bells

by Naughty Mitten Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:18 pm

Benefactor - The influence that Benny Hill had on demeaning women

by -OY- Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:44 pm

Photography - plotting photo locations

by Naughty Mitten Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:53 pm

Carburettor - dashboard mounted gun to assist road rage

by -OY- Fri Sep 29, 2023 2:18 pm

Demist - Hit

by Naughty Mitten Fri Sep 29, 2023 3:33 pm

Conversion - One of thousands of scams going round

by -OY- Fri Sep 29, 2023 4:07 pm

Yuletide - High water on Dec 25th

by Lolly Fri Sep 29, 2023 4:08 pm

Biology. The scientific study of the number two.

by ramiejamie Fri Sep 29, 2023 4:37 pm

Windlass.
A young lady with flatulence.

by -OY- Fri Sep 29, 2023 6:58 pm

Cathartic - Catherine the lorry driver

by ramiejamie Fri Sep 29, 2023 9:47 pm

Logarithm.
To record a piece of music.

by -OY- Sat Sep 30, 2023 12:39 pm

Japanese - where your legs bend in Osaka

by Naughty Mitten Sat Sep 30, 2023 1:55 pm

Constable - A safe and secure secret meeting place out in the country for conservative party members

by -OY- Sat Sep 30, 2023 3:16 pm

Bungalow - agree to it being stoppered up.

by Naughty Mitten Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:10 pm

Idaho - Hide and seek type game played in allotments

by Naughty Mitten Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:12 pm

Forearmed - this happens when you live too close to Sellafield

by Lolly Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:10 pm

Etc, an abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

by -OY- Sat Sep 30, 2023 6:27 pm

Compartmentalised - Anguish at the cramped conditions on a train

by ramiejamie Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:27 pm

Observatory
To watch a conservative member of parliament.

by -OY- Sun Oct 01, 2023 9:14 pm

Hag Fold - A witch with a poor poker hand.

by -OY- Mon Oct 02, 2023 3:31 am

Forensics - Ten

by Naughty Mitten Mon Oct 02, 2023 11:55 am

Jupiter - Israeli miner

by ramiejamie Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:29 pm

Zulu.
A toilet at an animal park.

by Naughty Mitten Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:59 pm

Castanet - what trawler fishermen do

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