I only pass 'em on....

Should've made the that Man U Admin LOL

That said, they're still in the FA Cup, but they had a bit of a scare today.
Is it me or are they having an easy ride with lower division teams?

Yes, Ray.. they were two up and then two each...they ended up beating a second division team by 4-2...If they think this is good then they are in for a shock when they come up against a REAL team...


Bring it on....................... ha ha.....

Tequila is a wicked drink, DF................ha ha.............

I do not have any money to send to this poor lad but I have found some dried up egg butties and a bottle of Corporation Pop to send him. It means that I will go hungry but only for a few days, and as long as he is nourished I think my good deed is done and worth it...

Oooooooohhh...........................

A pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to  stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”
No one moved.
The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart, you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Again, all was quiet.
And then comes the blonde moment.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I  simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the  sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.....

It can't be true.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the council. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30.".....