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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Sat 20 Apr 2024, 8:18 pm
Conjunctivitis.com, that’s a site for sore eyes.
I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters, it’s shift work.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters, it’s shift work.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Sun 21 Apr 2024, 8:15 pm
I’m afraid of elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?, outlaws are wanted.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?, outlaws are wanted.
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Sun 21 Apr 2024, 8:49 pm
Cheers Admin 
, I have a few more saved up.
, I have a few more saved up.
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Mon 22 Apr 2024, 8:50 pm
A bossy man walked into a bar, then ordered everyone a round.
I was so surprised when the stationery store moved.
If you arrest a mime artist, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
I was so surprised when the stationery store moved.
If you arrest a mime artist, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:35 pm
I'm not a hard drinker. I actually find it quite easy.
That might apply to a few folk on here !!!!!! Â Â
The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.
The difference between an old bus station and a lobster with breast implants is one's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. Â Â Â Groan !!! Â
That might apply to a few folk on here !!!!!! Â Â
The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.
The difference between an old bus station and a lobster with breast implants is one's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. Â Â Â Groan !!! Â
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by Admin Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:38 pm
Oh, Raymond, dear boy...don't give up the day job..........................
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Tue 23 Apr 2024, 8:29 pm
I certainly won't Admin !!! 
The 'hard drinker' joke was definitely NOT aimed at you, honest
The 'hard drinker' joke was definitely NOT aimed at you, honest
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by Admin Tue 23 Apr 2024, 8:34 pm
Yeah, yeah...my Christmas card list is now one person shorter....
Nah, Just kiddin, Ray.....
I love your posts........great fun................
Nah, Just kiddin, Ray.....
I love your posts........great fun................
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by ramiejamie Thu 25 Apr 2024, 7:40 pm
A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words to me before he kicked the bucket.
He looked me in the eyes and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I'd never let my children watch the orchestra because there's too much sax and violins.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words to me before he kicked the bucket.
He looked me in the eyes and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I'd never let my children watch the orchestra because there's too much sax and violins.
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Fri 26 Apr 2024, 8:46 pm
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
I recently started a band called "1023 Megabytes." We haven't gotten a gig yet.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
I recently started a band called "1023 Megabytes." We haven't gotten a gig yet.
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Sat 27 Apr 2024, 8:00 pm
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
I just bought these shoes from my drug dealer.
Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
My son told me he didn't understand cloning and I told him, "That makes two of us."
I just bought these shoes from my drug dealer.
Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
My son told me he didn't understand cloning and I told him, "That makes two of us."
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Sun 28 Apr 2024, 7:30 pm
I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, “some arsehole has my pen”.
The average person is really mean.
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, “some arsehole has my pen”.
The average person is really mean.
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Re: I only pass 'em on....
by ramiejamie Mon 29 Apr 2024, 7:46 pm
I could be a morning person if morning started around noon.
As a kid I used to watch ‘The Wizard of Oz’ and wonder how somebody could talk with no brain.
Then I got social media.
I haven’t tried yoga, but I’ve tried bending down to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga,
As a kid I used to watch ‘The Wizard of Oz’ and wonder how somebody could talk with no brain.
Then I got social media.
I haven’t tried yoga, but I’ve tried bending down to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga,
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