I only pass 'em on....
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These are pie rates of the Caribbean.
There’s a new game, called ‘Quiet tennis’, it’s just like normal tennis, but without the racket.
I had a bottle of Omega 3 pills thrown at me the other day.
Luckily I escaped with just Super Fish Oil injuries.
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The first one is on the house.
Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia.
I was involved in very organised crime.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high, she seemed surprised.
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note, it said ‘Parking Fine.
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?, he was just going through a stage.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves!
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And while he's going through that, I'll be down the pub with my mates every night.............
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I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.
Uncle Ben has died, no more Mr Rice Guy.
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I thought what a fake, there's nothing wrong with my legs, so I got up and left, and when I got outside my car had been stolen.........
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One day I nearly choked on part of The Sunday Times.”
I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “what’s the word on the street?”
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said “40”.
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Beat this: An ex-girlfriend of mine went for an eyetest at Specsavers...I went back with her a week later to get her new glasses...I waited outside and when she came out wearing them she did a doubletake when she saw me...and the rest, as they say, is history!!..
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